a. They really do carry guns around for a spontaneous spot of shooting (ALSO they do have dogs! All of them!)
b. They are impervious to the cold (see: man swimming topless)
c. They are generally cooler then everyone else on the Earth (with the exception of the French obviously)
d. They say cool/cute/nonsensical things like this:
"Today my friend Evie gave me a lift home in her dad's audi it was pretty buff."
(ALSO I have to catch a bus and kinda halfly it's raining and I sincerely think buses should form a protest movement and stop running on rainy days forcing lucky people with cars to drive the rest of us around :D)
