There is not much sexy stuff in my videos and people probably think it's because I'm nerdy and shy. Which is half-true. I'm shy. But I'm not uninterested. I like girls. They are beautiful with their bottoms and boobs and all. I just don't think it's sexy that they are consciously showing it on TV. It's like, to get artistic recognition for a female artist, you have to get dirty and show it all. Pornography is more honest, and the shots last longer.
I was at the MTV Awards the other day when Adxnmbd came onto the stage. Her massively played video is all about how incredibly sexy she is and, like everyone, I get a bit aroused. But, guess what? In real life, she has a big flat bottom. What a let down.
Only two or three other times I've shot actresses in awkward positions. These kind of scenes really made me blush and crippled my lower me. Girls are too pretty. They're killing my pants.
An extract from "I've been twelve forever" by Michel Gondry via Black Albino Bones
